Meanwhile... Queen Elizabeth's Swanky Escape Plan


  1. James Hubbell

    James Hubbell5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา


  2. Pegasus

    Pegasus6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?

  3. Ivone de Figueiredo

    Ivone de Figueiredo18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Pointillism! Good one.

  4. James Smithe

    James Smithe23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?

  5. hawkeye5955


    From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol

  6. Mark Dowse

    Mark Dowseวันที่ผ่านมา

    First World problems............

  7. Cheers Queers

    Cheers Queersวันที่ผ่านมา

    Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂


    COLOURED LIONESSวันที่ผ่านมา

    Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘

  9. Em Boy

    Em Boyวันที่ผ่านมา

    She's an old wrinkled funky white honky or should I say cave-dwelling caviar eating cracker

  10. junglechick13


    I'm not sure who's more funny, Stephens' writers or you punsters in the comment section!

  11. Caf3in3

    Caf3in32 วันที่ผ่านมา

    she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40

  12. superhavi

    superhavi2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!

  13. Cs Mitchell

    Cs Mitchell2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....

  14. Dana Bennett

    Dana Bennett2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!

  15. misium

    misium2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it? Crush? Crash?

  16. Lela Kovarik

    Lela Kovarik2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I know how to restore paintings.

  17. Monique Ruriha

    Monique Ruriha2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN

  18. Adrian Goldsmith

    Adrian Goldsmith2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Uou cxxx

  19. Ph@tMantv

    Ph@tMantv2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.

  20. Vi W

    Vi W2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".

  21. Jemppu

    Jemppu2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!


    HENRY THE RC CAR3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    👂 👈 🤔

  23. Reverend Howl

    Reverend Howl3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    England can keep her, she probably wouldn't be welcome in an independant Scotland, independant but equal IN the EU.

  24. Sunny

    Sunny3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    As a german I am actually surprised there wasn't a sausage themed hotel before...

  25. Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots

    Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots3 วันที่ผ่านมา


  26. Burnell Browne

    Burnell Browne3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    at least ENGLAND doesn't have trump helping out?

  27. Julian Porter

    Julian Porter3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It’s tough sharing your country with 52% of racist morons .......

  28. jcllings

    jcllings3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm waiting for this communist to say something funny. Still waiting...

  29. George Chiqovani

    George Chiqovani3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    OMG a video laden with accents :D me liky

  30. pkunkbwok

    pkunkbwok3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    your MOTHER'S a sausage hotel!

  31. DoctorWeeTodd

    DoctorWeeTodd3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My Uncle met his wife when they were seated next to each other on a plane the first time they entered the United States.

  32. DoctorWeeTodd

    DoctorWeeTodd2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    +Cs Mitchell Ha. I wish I was that clever. No they were immigrating to America.

  33. Cs Mitchell

    Cs Mitchell2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "entered the United States" that a euphamism?

  34. Rae Lynn

    Rae Lynn3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My son and I are so addicted to the MEANWHILE, that we've started to use the word every time was want to talk about something that's not politics. Thank you Stephen for giving us even more to talk about!

  35. January Baby

    January Baby3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So guys arent allowed to write their phone numbers on a napkin and give it to a girl now? That's deemed sexual harassment? Howabout everyone who thinks that's sexual harassment goes and lives in their own little country and the rest of us can live in the real world where people are allowed to have fun, take risks and laugh it all off.

  36. Jean Roch

    Jean Roch3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That was one crazy ass segment ! Some days it feels like we're living in a Mel Brooks movie 🤣

  37. Pyro gaming

    Pyro gaming3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Meanwhile we still have a queen in 2019 I thought we drooped the idea like 300 years ago.

  38. Daemoncles RatHeir

    Daemoncles RatHeir3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    In a Hole in the Ground There Lived a Hobbit and His Triumphant Chariot of Antimony: "Boulli, fowl, and cheese, all around. Bring a bottle Bordeaux and leave it parked and napkins for our collars. For the "Not-Nows," the crestfallen of a name and no insignia, to the Big Energy and the U.S.A...Usher forth the maths and sciences, where etiquette is a parchment! These attainers are old by centuries. Heap on a double helping and also make it an espresso to go" Why suffer a painful etiquette, a burden of great responsibility, and a neverending light of another's or all eyes in one's privacy when it can be left to those who would take them? If there is no need there is no game, and if there is no game there in no need. It is one thing to own valuable information and another to have to enforce with it or apply it in need.

  39. rpbsjy

    rpbsjy3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    News flash: they sold the Royal Yacht Britannia a long time ago to 'save money'...

  40. EbbWeaver

    EbbWeaver3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Man it's pretty easy to tear down something you don't have a better answer for. I think the plane idea is funny. Let's not think about how much more we're stuck in our own world and how much our generations are having a hard time meeting people. He doesn't get it because he's an old piece of Liberal trash bandwagoning any idea he can tear down for attention. What a terrible person this guy is.

  41. Chase

    Chase3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I wish I had the money to buy a vegan I know a round trip to stay at this hotel!

  42. Liana Lanteigne

    Liana Lanteigne3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’m good staying out of that hotel… I’m vegetarian

  43. Michele

    Michele3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Elizabeth is badass! She will be ok. 💛🤜

  44. calkinsb0713

    calkinsb07133 วันที่ผ่านมา


  45. Jeroen Tel

    Jeroen Tel3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    @ 4:30 It was bound to be! Haha! XD

  46. Jeroen Tel

    Jeroen Tel3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    There will be no Brexit, but if it somehow would happen, the escape plan at least saves some art! Don't under-estimate the Tudors... meanwhile... ;-) Let "them" ride the waves! IF it would happen, which is quickly becoming very doubtful, now, given the general opinion of the British (among whom I have many friend in all the classes they possess)... She is never in a hurry, nor should she! With her track-record it's not quite nice to make fun of HER... Make more fun of her off-spring; That would be way more appropriate and I'm sure she would laugh about it, too, because she really *was* active in the 2nd World War against a true oppressor, Hitler. Just like the one you fight so well against with your absolute cunning wit and knowledge, Sir Colbert! Please don't compare her to ... let's just say "that!"... She has her good place in the world and she eats her dinner from Tupperware boxes (not kidding)

  47. George Catlin

    George Catlin3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the queen is evil

  48. I Created An Account For This

    I Created An Account For This3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's clear the Coke marketing people who came up with that stupid campaign have never flown economy.

  49. Noopur Raval

    Noopur Raval3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Sausage guy is Dwight

  50. Veloflex

    Veloflex3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Oh glorious Germany, done it again

  51. pop5678eye

    pop5678eye3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My guess is that it's not the Queen who needs to worry about her security when Brexit throws the UK into chaos. The Houses of Parliament will likely need to be guarded by the entire British military that day.

  52. John Larkin

    John Larkin3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Meanwhile tell me (US) something about Fukushima that isn't apocalyptic in nature. I betcha can't. P.S The world needs to step up a fix that problem. Whatever it takes. JUST SAYING!

  53. captlaserrage

    captlaserrage3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I remember reading ages back that the Queen's yacht can serve as a mobile command-centre in the event of the British Isles being nuked, and that the evacuation plan going into the north sea on that yacht has always been a contingency.

  54. Tramaine Terrance

    Tramaine Terrance3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hello, Humans. “You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976 Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said "Travis speaks to himself in the mirror" so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.

  55. North Pittman

    North Pittman3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Look at all the cry baby's in the comments

  56. adrienne gellman

    adrienne gellman3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Jean-Michel Basquiat was a drug addict.He died of an overdose

  57. ᅳ바보ᅳ

    ᅳ바보ᅳ3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Дайте мне поесть, у меня медведь в нефть превратился, это всё пиндосы воноваты!!! (Люблю вас, пиндосики)

  58. ᅳ바보ᅳ

    ᅳ바보ᅳ3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Вы серьёзно? У американцев даже новости это комедия? Почему вы такие весёлые, ай да ну и ладно, медведя покормить надо, медведя кормлю а есть нечего. Завтра будет тепло "-30' надо будет поехать на танке в магазин, и кстати, вы не видели мою шапку ушанку, я её где-то в америке потеряла?ㅇㅡㅇ

  59. ᅳ바보ᅳ

    ᅳ바보ᅳ2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Cs Mitchell hahahaha, and i'm a stupid russian. if you want I can try to translate it for you

  60. Cs Mitchell

    Cs Mitchell2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    +ᅳ바보ᅳ I believe that you misunderstand what I am doing. I was making a joke. I do not speak or read Russian. For me, seeing your comment (Cryllic?) makes no sense to me. I am not trying to make fun of you, I was making more fun of myself. (I have no idea what your comment says at all, that's kind of what makes it somewhat funny. I'm just a dumb American being silly)

  61. ᅳ바보ᅳ

    ᅳ바보ᅳ2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Cs Mitchell and here there is nothing to believe, just a few stereotypes about us (Russians)

  62. Cs Mitchell

    Cs Mitchell2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    +ᅳ바보ᅳ maybe I should have said, I can't believe a word I'm seeing....

  63. Cs Mitchell

    Cs Mitchell2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    +ᅳ바보ᅳ just killed my joke with your reply.....

  64. TheMrVengeance

    TheMrVengeance3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm just curious,.. but is it really that bad to give someone your number? Like, if you're not interested, you throw it away?


    LIFE WITH MEVA3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    this was hilarious 😂😂😂

  66. Claire Bear

    Claire Bear3 วันที่ผ่านมา


  67. Deborah Roby

    Deborah Roby3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Brexit refers to the UK. Not England. Come on I expect better from you. Xxx

  68. Rocky Lion

    Rocky Lion3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What happened to when this guy was funny??? Who writes for him? Brutal! Go back to Colbert report when you were funny. #yousuck

  69. J.T. B

    J.T. B3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Deep state tool

  70. Chris M

    Chris M4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The queen low-key look like Ken Jeong on that pic 😂🤣

  71. Daniel Garcia

    Daniel Garcia4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ok I've been watching this show for while and I have noticed that there is one audience members laugh that always stands out. You can hear it at 4:35 really clear. That laugh is in every episode is that audience member a regular or work there? Just something my ear caught over time.

  72. Son of a Gun

    Son of a Gun4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    we dont care about the queen. that meat place was more interesting

  73. Doorhenge

    Doorhenge4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Delta attempting to fight the METOO movement and how its stifled our inner pervert.

  74. Kinga Kristóf

    Kinga Kristóf4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Mr Colbert you're killing it with the accents.

  75. astaraelsget

    astaraelsget4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That sausage hotel better be pet-friendly

  76. Jaxon K

    Jaxon K4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the wurst business plan

  77. Meredith Sexton

    Meredith Sexton4 วันที่ผ่านมา


  78. The Prime Suspect

    The Prime Suspect4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Orange man bad

  79. BenderRodriguez10

    BenderRodriguez104 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That hotel is decorated with actual meatbags.

  80. yidingcao

    yidingcao4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Stephen’s British accent though. lol

  81. Piotr Swat

    Piotr Swat4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hey! You better believe it!

  82. Tanujaa Ravikumar

    Tanujaa Ravikumar4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    His impression of us 😂

  83. Tanujaa Ravikumar

    Tanujaa Ravikumar4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Watching this as a Brit... 😂

  84. Dara. Oloye

    Dara. Oloye4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    *pulls out meat scepter *

  85. 306 Motovlogs

    306 Motovlogs4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Came for the queen. Long live her majesty

  86. Maximilien Robespierre

    Maximilien Robespierre4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Best fake English accent done by an American ever.

  87. Dorth Surreal

    Dorth Surreal4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The Queen. God bless and keep her!!!

  88. An Marllo

    An Marllo4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wow, I expected better from Stephen, but to stereotype the maid as a Latina called Maria?! 😒

  89. nula1998

    nula19984 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I noticed that, too. Bothered me somewhat ....

  90. Troy Shen

    Troy Shen4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    How late could It Be

  91. Sandra C

    Sandra C4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So, a Maria is always supposed to be the cleaning lady? You criticize others for discrimination and you lol called Maria the maid. So, why not a John , a Lucas,a Kim, a Sahid, or a Muhammad to be the cleaning staff?!

  92. Jared Maples

    Jared Maples4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The slag heap

  93. Kevin Mcneil

    Kevin Mcneil4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I wish someone would just slap this clown .....

  94. Michael Arthur

    Michael Arthur4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Queen is evil af

  95. murdy1975

    murdy19754 วันที่ผ่านมา


  96. darksideofthemoon

    darksideofthemoon4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Reasons royal family should flee: creating war for profits and power, genocide, operating systems of slavery, mass murder of native canadian children they experimented on and the list goes on.

  97. Mr BeardedGamer

    Mr BeardedGamer4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Never forget... ORANGE MAN BAD!

  98. John Baker

    John Baker4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I've always thought that we should eat cake. Know your baker.

  99. KieranDyck

    KieranDyck4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I think ylu used to be funny but it's gard to tell because you're so unfunny

  100. Kurt Ironmonger

    Kurt Ironmonger4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yeah because I'm sure Colbert flys economy...

  101. Kurt Ironmonger

    Kurt Ironmonger4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The UK isn't in turmoil, stop overreacting, this is why everybody is bored of the media.

  102. Richard Pasquin

    Richard Pasquin4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When you have no talent like Colbert and paid by deep state,you constantly insult people because you're a JERK! “WE THE PEOPLE”, demand that the clowns at CNN stop reporting fake garbage bias news, like most patriots America first. ENOUGH is ENOUGH, Mueller has no credibility, and such a major conflict of interests’ means courts of appeals must overturn all court convictions handled by the master criminal Mueller. Yes , Mueller is breaking the law to produce garbage, fake accusations ;the man is very seriously deranged and dangerous for America, POLICE STATE by deep state. Soros and Dems are pulling the strings since they are afraid of 2020.Corsi now Roger Stone, Nazis Gestapo tactics. His whole operation was illegitimate at conception. Rod Rosenstein initiated it without congressional approval or presidential signature.

  103. Lucas_Gaming2245 Leo

    Lucas_Gaming2245 Leo4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    El chapo’s thanos planning

  104. Terry Bonnell

    Terry Bonnell4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Queen Elizabeth protects the family jewels at all costs, thats why all royal males have to wear a cup in their jocks.

  105. Nina Clauselli

    Nina Clauselli4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dramatic yacht rescue needed!! #HELP!!

  106. tom kat

    tom kat4 วันที่ผ่านมา


  107. tom kat

    tom kat4 วันที่ผ่านมา


  108. Bimon Solivar

    Bimon Solivar4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wow, the German accent was really good, well done Stefan Kollbähr!